do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..
don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car
The real pussy wagon.
fuck you this is glorious.
you know what pisses me off more than all is that i am in love
*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*
14 was 2000 years ago
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
except its my grandmother