the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
showing up to class and seeing that you’re the best dressed
a group of straight white middle to upper-class males standing in a group talking about how upset they are that Thor is now going to be a woman
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
elementary school libraries have gotten wild
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
when you hate someone but they’re still really cute