larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

someone-almost-famous:

jesusismyhostage:

burningbrooklynbridges:

don’t even talk to me unless you drive this car

The real pussy wagon.

fuck you this is glorious. 

goodenoughforjazz:

you know what pisses me off more than all is that i am in love 

guys

you know what pisses me off more than all is that i am in love 

clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

there’s enough people on tumblr now that you can’t even get a URL that makes sense anymore

goldenfleeces:

14 was 2000 years ago

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

necrophilofthefuture:

except its my grandmother