sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

dewgongo:

showing up to class and seeing that you’re the best dressed
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today at the comic book store

a group of straight white middle to upper-class males standing in a group talking about how upset they are that Thor is now going to be a woman

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

any of my followers live in british columbia?

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

i had a dream that i took a class on how to pickpocket

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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nintendocanada:

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute

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