zacaby : I just puke because I'm a bitch who can't hold down alcohol

I have a friend like that

tokenblackmale : I got drunk for the first time on Monday, like I drink alot but my family has natural high tolerance and that was the first time I've really gotten drunk

Good

Anonymous : One time i got really drunk at my friends house and it was the middle of winter so i woke up at like 2 am and walked from her house to mine because i wanted ramen noodles and it was snowing. Then i woke up the next morning and threw up ramen noodles all over the kitchen sink and went back to bed. 1 hour later i walk down and see my dad cleaning up my puke. But it wasn't normal looking puke it looked like ramen noodles and water mixed together.

A true champion

Tell me your drunk stories!

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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im hron hron

alfienajax:

The boys are all tucked in for bed :)

breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

whimpsy:

osamah:

kid: “how did you meet mom”

me: “thirst follow”

Anonymous : my worst alcohol experience was when me, my boyfriend and a friend of mine all got drunk together and I was bragging about how I always remember my whole night when I drink, That I've never not known what happened the night before... And that's all I can remember...

Omg

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

vackra-tankar:

Legend

vackra-tankar:

Legend

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom